There are many things that you will begin to learn as a new mom.
•Smelling that your baby has pooped after 2 days is super exciting.
•Checking to make sure they are still breathing because there is no way they would voluntarily sleep for 3 hours straight.
•You have no issues going the bathroom while holding the baby.. Better than them crying two feet away.
•After the second T-shirt change from spit up you just give up and rock the stain.
•All those cute outfits you bought or got as gifts? Yeah.. You wish they were actually just onesies now.
•High possibility you will talk about poop for at least a half an hour a day.